next time you see a cute girl pick the closet non white and turn him into a meat crayon

damn I wasted my last gf; I'm gonna go back to her

How exactly do you turn someone into a meat crayon?

i had a absolute 51/10 NS drop dead fuckin god damn my dick is crying rn

left me because of my drinking problem

F

she was the following
-tolerated my racism and told me she'd come to events because she loved me
-was a virgin
-had never dated
-was a 6/10 brunette and white
-baked food
-always tried to pay for my dinner

And like a retard degenerate I broke up because she wasn't putting out a couple months in

later found out she thot posted the entire 2 years we were together

I'm an idiot

I gotta go back

shes like fuckin reddit famous and i never knew

Damn @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe

Fug

I gotta go apologize fug

fuck I'm a retard

from ishtar of gilgamesh to kim kardashian

thots are thots

dont get to hung up on it bro

her not putting out is a positive now that I think about it

@Hand Banana you're right; I'm sorry

I'll go reclaim her and apologize

Do it dude

I'll get swole and kick your ass if you make The same mistake don't worry

@CatoHostilius ill run u over in my challenger lul

but seriously thank you guys

you just woke me up

You're welcome comrade

learn from our millennial mistakes

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe told you lol

https://trib.al/hqIalbv

dat nigga needs to read siege

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Id lose it if somepne barked at me when I was talking

baste king gook

Lol

I forgot I made this

who wants to help me test my server im trying to get up an running

just need you to test channel permissions and roles to make sure i didnt fuck shit up