Hey it's my roomba meme but yellow for some reason

Its a surprise tool that'll help later

Oi ya got a loiscence for dat crew served atrocity?

. . . every time I read this my mind jumps to "Crucifix" and then I can never understand what "Serced" means. . .

Served. My big meaty claws aint good on tiny keyboards

Get a meatier phone

my Note 9 swallows other phones

even without the bulky ass fuck case

You can get sizeable CAT phones, too

that have """low-level-local""" NIR

( for detecting wall fires or hot spots etc )

( my buddy had one - it was fuckin neat )

Ok, but instead of buying a new phone (I've had it for 4 years) I'm buying more goon goodies

yes King - that's probably smarter

For now at least. Once Im rollin in that gucci gear, I can do other things

Truth.

holy fuck dude.

1 more hour. . .

Im pullin a tony hawk. Got too soaked an my foots been a bit fucked. Said fuck it an now wrapped up in my woobie in my vehicle

I feel that.

I'm surprised I'm awake tbh - this has been a struggle and a half - and if everyone else remembers tonight ( locally speaking ) - the aftermath is gonna be fuckin fan. tastic.

Real Ramble Crab Talk?

Yee

Nah - I like

hate listening to myself sometimes lmfao

tldr ;


> The man who sleeps with his machete is a fool every night but one.

Just keep your eyes open and pay attention bois - a little bit of prep and alertness will pay off *hugely*.

> inb4 <#602915018417111041>

no - I'm not ""sTaRtInG iT"" - I was just saying.

Nah I get it. Like Sun Tsu said "stay strapped or get clapped". Part of the art of war

this bitch is ready for chicken

are you?

how to spoon


dick hard on the butt

titty in my hand

kiss ya neck

**H E L L Y E A H.**

L O L

I love you dude.

Standard operating procedures

^^^

You forgot forehead kisses for the homies first

Innamin - still getting ready for bed

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