i dont got anythin wrong with me but medical likes to fuck with people

Oh

Then shuuuuuut the fuck up

Dont tell em any unnecessary shit

:musce

fuck

Im as healthy as an ox

💪 real talk

ROTC gave me shit for taking antidepressants for a month like 6 years ago

What do you wanna be?

fuck medical

Did a lot of pushups already

What branch?

Like a lot

Thats very weird

air force spec ops would be so cool ^_^

but im a pussy and skinny so ill stick to electrical stuff ... thats my speciality

If you already lnow it pick something else

Go be infantry

Or cmbat medic

Combat engendering

id do anything as long as they give me enough toilet paper to wipe my ass with

Engineer

combat engi sounds awesome

might look into it since i still have some time

thx for listenin

Combat engineers are important

I have no problem answering any questions man

Although you’re more auxiliary then frontline

You’ll get shot at if the other boys don’t come up in time, or if you need to quickly reinforce

It’s more dangerous then it sounds on paper, but you tend to be outgunned and outclassed if you end up in combat as a engineer

I dont wanna go to this stupid thing tonighr.

Trap problems

Then don’t

They lured me with food

Eat food

Leave

Simple

Bing Bang there goes the Azer

Yee

It's a pull a pray

Football thing