I'm just retarded.

*seen 1127*

holy fucking shit, my mom just called me and told me she was in a car accident of her own. Someone rear ended her

what fucking luck we are having

Well you're both alive (and well, assumedly)

One day, I'm gonna tell a TSA agent

""*Well Son, you can stick that gloved hand up my ass all you want - you ain gonn find shit*""

and I'm gonna regret it.

But it'll be worth it to Slot Alphagettis wit chyall

either that, or you're gonna discover your hidden sexuality pretty fuckin fast

Nah - ngl ; tried that.

Pucci > dicc any day.

But, if I got socks on, and we innafield?

o shit i forgot about that, you right socks on or off is the deal maker

Circumstance is the first consideration in every present.

I mean there's other mitigating factors, like glowbelts or boot bands

All factors in the current moment, fren.

This German guy better have his socks on tbh.

LOOKITTHIS*PISS*

drink it

DRINK THE PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HUEHUEHUE

until 0400 tonight - even after - this is *my* shitposting channel

and if I get banned

I get banned

(I had a heart-heart and forgot my next point)

but I love yall.

And yall deserve the best.

bless

And I **fucking** *wish* the best for all of us.

(not much РУССКИЙ СТАНДАРДТ)

left***

just enough to keep the boogie times rolling eh?

Plus some trade + barter?

You know it Ming

K i n g

oder

K ö n i g

but ask @Foxhound

WHAT