Iowa isn’t bad

Taxes and gun laws are a little weird but Des Moines is a very nice city

And the populace is generally very polite

Sounds good

A family member came from there

However the winter is no joke

Alabama?

(insert joke here)

Depends on your abortion views

Alabama isn’t terrible. Just very basketball American.

So that's a no no. Okay

My company is based in opelika. Right outside of auto

Auburn.

Always've been curious about Wisconsin

I like it there honestly. But those humid ass summers kill

Wisconsin is meh. Very cold in the winter

Weird gun laws

Humid summer. Bro

BROW

The whole year In here is fucking made of humid summer

Yeah that’s true

I have a lot of complaints

Specially humid winter

Of course, doens't snow

But fuck me

Humid winter is the worst thing ever created

Sounds like Georgia

*risk Georgia from my list*

But Georgia is very pretty

Health problems, ya know

Humid winter make me sneeze a lot

Regular winter doesn't

Lemme see

Virginia???

Lol no

Although you would be close to @Trash Squid

Good luck trying to own guns there in the next couple of years

Fuck the state government tbh

Bunch of commie fucks

The taxes are shit and weed isn’t even legal

I definitely committed tax fraud when I lived there