Message from @thedarkness05
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They’ll be cowering behind people like us if/when the time comes
True mime
The fuck they will. I'll use them for sandbags, cannon fodder, or a workforce
This isn’t a mime club?
Gotta contribute somehow
Ima prob die early on cuz i require a lot of toilet paper
I think i have a fucked up intestinal system
Been looking at ar500
Just shit in the punji spike pits, it helps the cause
I use damn near sandpaper daily.
Honestly i think my issue is i buy the cheapest ass toilet paper lmao
Pizza hut broke af
Gotta go luxurious with the poo paper.
Charmin or gtfo
Peasants. I use those baby wipes. Simply divine
Holy shit
You're on a whole other level
But in all seriousness a happy ass and feet are key to lomg term morale maintainence
You pretty well covered it
Beautiful
I kinda wanna try a bidet
I know its gay but
It makes me envision a world with no toilet paper
Very naisu
I gotta do it once
Haven't tried it so I can't weigh in on it. All I can say is that europe uses them a lot, take it as you will
Nvm. Ive been convinced
Who wants to hear really bad IT joke?
go for it
What PCP and PHP have in common?
idk
Both lead users to suicide
lel
Ok so I work for a School District, and while I'm walking the halls of an Elementary school I listen in to a first grade grammar lesson. The teacher asks the class "what comes at the end of a Sentence?" A young black kid shoots his hand up and loudly exclaims "An Appeal"
Fucking hell
That fucking killed me
I told that to the COs overseeing my internship. They loved it, but told me I probably shouldn't repeat it to the Sheriff
A zebra goes to heaven. He meets the angel at the gate and asks him if hes black with white stripes or white with black stripes. The angel tells him that that's a question for god and to ask him. After wishing him luck, the zebra is let through the gate. He finally meets god and asks him. God replies with you are what you are. The zebra is left unsure, but says nothing because its Fucking God and leaves. The zebra finds another angel in hopes of clarification.
"I asked God if i was black with white stripes or white with black stripes and he said 'you are what you are.' what do you think that means?"
"thats easy, you're white with black stripes."
"how do you know?"
"if you were black with white stripes, he would've said you is what you is"
Alright so this Soviet factory worker shows up late for his shift, he's warned by the foreman that another time infraction will not be tolerated. The next day the worker is on time, but he is executed for buying a foreign made watch