I had one try to ruin my life senior year of high school. Called my house saying she was pregnant

I got my ass beat for that one

Mine was

Oof

yea

Worse I had was trying to bring one home

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you’ll never get any sleep with a redhead

^

^

Slavic red heads...

Mmmm

Worse/best mistake ever

Oh now there's a bad time I want everything to do with

Redefines 'Red Menace'

Bruh she gave me the red scare

oof

She was sweet and innocent til she THOUGHT it was time for marriage

4 months in mind you

yikes

I'dve pulled the plug too

Yuup

But it was fun til then

Buddy had to fake his death to get away from his lol

now that sounds like a fucking story, and a crazy bitch

She sent pictures of another dude she thought was him threatening to stab him

Because the guy was with a woman

Long story short, don't leave your dick in a Slav

Once or twice is nice. Thrice is death

Give her the Napoleon treatment. Get in deep enough to hit her capitol, then leave as everything burns

This nigga just showed off his keltec 2K 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao

what a badass

Boomer core

He’s got a nice AK though

Soon

I bet he carries a pm30 because its the same as a 5.7, but cheaper

You'll be one of us

But he carries a walther pk 380

Wait

Really

Wtf