Message from @thatgoonsteve42

Discord ID: 623071537154490368


2019-09-16 08:18:56 UTC  

Benefits are pretty good. 401(k)

2019-09-16 08:18:57 UTC  

Not a bad bracket to be in

2019-09-16 08:19:29 UTC  

Certainly beats humping shit for UAH

2019-09-16 08:19:45 UTC  

The closest place we have to the Carolinas is Atlanta though. But if you’re ok with moving there’s spots literally all over the Us

2019-09-16 08:20:22 UTC  

Basically once I get the vehicle squared away. I'm down for anything

2019-09-16 08:20:37 UTC  

Ok. Keep me posted.

2019-09-16 08:20:45 UTC  

I'm not married, so ya know theres that too lol

2019-09-16 08:21:02 UTC  

Lol yeah that helps. Women in K9 are easy anyways

2019-09-16 08:21:10 UTC  

Ayy

2019-09-16 08:21:27 UTC  

There’s two types of women in K9. Sluts and lesbians. And both.

2019-09-16 08:21:28 UTC  

But are they like deployment hot or actually attractive

2019-09-16 08:21:59 UTC  

Eh. You got some desert queens in there but most are tatted up smoke shows with daddy issues

2019-09-16 08:22:13 UTC  

Some of my favorites

2019-09-16 08:22:15 UTC  

Sign me up

2019-09-16 08:22:29 UTC  

I need more mistakes in my life lol

2019-09-16 08:22:53 UTC  

My wife is a tatted up smoke show. I have no idea how I landed that. I am an ugly motherucker 🤣🤣🤣

2019-09-16 08:22:53 UTC  

Just keep the redheads away from me. One already done did my life up good

2019-09-16 08:23:02 UTC  

Redheads will do that

2019-09-16 08:23:05 UTC  

Lmao

2019-09-16 08:23:20 UTC  

@thedarkness05 I feel that

2019-09-16 08:23:50 UTC  

I had one try to ruin my life senior year of high school. Called my house saying she was pregnant

2019-09-16 08:24:02 UTC  

I got my ass beat for that one

2019-09-16 08:24:08 UTC  

Mine was

2019-09-16 08:24:13 UTC  

Oof

2019-09-16 08:24:16 UTC  

yea

2019-09-16 08:24:27 UTC  

Worse I had was trying to bring one home

2019-09-16 08:25:02 UTC  

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you’ll never get any sleep with a redhead

2019-09-16 08:25:10 UTC  

^

2019-09-16 08:25:12 UTC  

^

2019-09-16 08:25:31 UTC  

Slavic red heads...

2019-09-16 08:25:34 UTC  

Mmmm

2019-09-16 08:25:41 UTC  

Worse/best mistake ever

2019-09-16 08:25:48 UTC  

Oh now there's a bad time I want everything to do with

2019-09-16 08:26:03 UTC  

Redefines 'Red Menace'

2019-09-16 08:26:22 UTC  

Bruh she gave me the red scare

2019-09-16 08:26:31 UTC  

oof

2019-09-16 08:27:00 UTC  

She was sweet and innocent til she THOUGHT it was time for marriage

2019-09-16 08:27:16 UTC  

4 months in mind you

2019-09-16 08:27:21 UTC  

yikes

2019-09-16 08:27:30 UTC  

I'dve pulled the plug too

2019-09-16 08:27:40 UTC  

Yuup