no u

No me

Yes we are

*high five*

*high five*

I'm wearing bootbands so

I’m straight as fuck, but I’ll kiss a guy

yeet

I like when girls slap my big butt

"I aint gay but ill fuck your ass

No homo though

My girl always slaps my ass

I think it’s a power move

tfw no girl to slap mine

@Hellhound6 any time bb. I got my glowbelt

@Sir Harndes that’s a big sad

I've got my boot bands

Eh, mine slaps mine when she's frisky. Or has been into the mead

@Existance is pain yeah

Working towards it tho

@Sir Harndes you got this bro

Yea man you can do it

@Sir Harndes stop being gey and ask her out

Confidence kills

I'm not confident

Feeling cancer today, my yeet later idk

Why aren’t you confident

It’s like step 1

Not good with girls

I got everything else, except confidence

I get that feeling.

No one is. You just have to act like tou are

You

I didn’t drop my v card until after I got my DD-214

It’s just a matter of realizing your a badass motherfucker and nothing in this world can stop you

Well now I feel like a whore lmao

Nah I was just a total loser in high school

I dress well, I can have good conversations, Im funny, im intelligent (thats what my famale friends tell me)

I still can't be confident

@Sir Harndes just pretend or act like you do. Thats literally half the equation. The rest will come naturally

You have to find someone with similar interests