Its my fucking neighbor

B r e a t h e

Hes like "Oh I didnt hear you!" "I should have called!"

L O L

And I'm like "Yeah maybe you should have since Inalmost fucking KILLED YOU"

Aight did you apologize, and he did too? no cops coming out all that?

How fucking retarded can you be

I told him to finish his work and get off my property

Then police my brass and went back in

Wait ayo hold up, he was on your property doing something...

Its ok deaths, I almost capped a UPS guy when he went accross my door and dissapeared through my back yard to deliver a box to my neighbor. Had my swiss heater on deck so fast

Like fuck dude you dont call during a property dispute and just roll up? Do you want to die?

Dude I fucking rolled out like a mother fucker

Its pitch black and I'm wearing all black. No flashlight, nothing.

If he hadn't poked his head up after that shot I was going in hard.

Fucking ALPHA boi style

God DAMN

YEET

Like. Your daughter is disputing us on property and you don't think maybe I should call first?

Espcially at such an hour. . .

It's almost fucking 10 and hes just like "Well I was tired out"

Nigga you almost got AIRED out

AND you don't respond to the command of "Exit the bushes with your hands up!"

I'm not gonna lie - I'm glad this is a "I was ready and didn't need to be" story, rather than the opposite. . .

HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC CAN YOU BE

Boomer?

Dude. I had 2 shells. One went in the air. I wasn't missing the second one.

Definite boomer.

I need to get more ammo now God fucking dammoit.

The dudes like. 3 times my age at least

How have boomers survived this long?

Idek

I'm 110% picking up ammo next pay check

You do *not* come on my land during this shit storm.

Like. They were told. Stay off the land till we're gone.

Blyat.

Wtf

Idefk

This

This is some straight autism

I love it