Message from @Hellhound6

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2019-11-15 02:45:03 UTC  

real vodka is like paintthinner

2019-11-15 02:46:19 UTC  

Also

2019-11-15 02:46:33 UTC  

They essentially have AZOV summer camps

2019-11-15 02:47:04 UTC  

They teach kids how to break down aks, squad tactics and shit of that nature

2019-11-15 02:47:20 UTC  

well shit there we go, bushcraft in the summer while the kids train to fight rebels and become boogies

2019-11-15 02:47:47 UTC  

They give zero fucks

2019-11-15 02:47:51 UTC  

Iits the life

2019-11-15 02:48:01 UTC  

Right sector...well

2019-11-15 02:48:15 UTC  

They just..hmmm idk how to put it lol

2019-11-15 02:48:23 UTC  

Drunken autism

2019-11-15 02:48:32 UTC  

That works

2019-11-15 02:48:54 UTC  

What do you expect from giant potato harvests

2019-11-15 02:49:50 UTC  

Kiev is trippy

2019-11-15 02:50:18 UTC  

Modern city then blam soviet bloc buildings

2019-11-15 02:51:39 UTC  

perfect /nightwalk/ setting

2019-11-15 02:52:10 UTC  

No

2019-11-15 02:52:26 UTC  

That's how you get skrted for being a westener

2019-11-15 02:52:58 UTC  

that's easy to avoid

2019-11-15 02:53:15 UTC  

Also

2019-11-15 02:53:20 UTC  

Gyspies man

2019-11-15 02:53:33 UTC  

Like I thought that shit was a meme

2019-11-15 02:54:54 UTC  

simple

>walk through sketchiest parts at night
>notice a shadow creeping up with a switchblade
>whip out the biggest bottle of potato fluid and a gram of boog sand
>wake up in serbia the next morning

2019-11-15 02:55:14 UTC  

Semi accurate

2019-11-15 02:55:19 UTC  

forget trivago, i am the travel planner now

2019-11-15 02:55:39 UTC  

Trivago is shit btw

2019-11-15 02:55:57 UTC  

^

2019-11-15 02:56:07 UTC  

Merc airlines me boys

2019-11-15 02:56:19 UTC  

We might make it, we might not

2019-11-15 02:57:12 UTC  

For shiggles I wanna head to south America

2019-11-15 02:57:15 UTC  

shit even if we don't, still worth the adventure and flight food

2019-11-15 02:57:42 UTC  

*unless spare doesn't hand off them cookies*

2019-11-15 02:57:51 UTC  

He won't

2019-11-15 02:59:05 UTC  

i'm sure he'd trade them for some of that xXmarijuana_kushesXx

2019-11-15 02:59:18 UTC  

I have to get this out since we're on the subject "GLORY TO UKRAINE, GLORY TO HEROES"

2019-11-15 02:59:36 UTC  

*"This is your captain speaking, if you look to your left you'll see some jungle, cause idk where in the fuck I am. Also basten seatbelts and return trays to their upright position, we're making a landing sooner than expected because I see a coca farm"*

2019-11-15 02:59:54 UTC  

^^^

2019-11-15 02:59:58 UTC  

Accurate

2019-11-15 03:01:09 UTC  

"*On your right, you'll notice a BUK AAA Missile quickly approaching from below. In about 3 seconds, we're all going to be Swiss Cheese.*"

2019-11-15 03:02:04 UTC  

@Kaptain bonez
> *mfw I have +×XLaser_^_IguanasX×+ AND cookies*

2019-11-15 03:02:19 UTC  

fuck.