Message from @Hellhound6
Discord ID: 644731690308206592
real vodka is like paintthinner
Also
They essentially have AZOV summer camps
They teach kids how to break down aks, squad tactics and shit of that nature
well shit there we go, bushcraft in the summer while the kids train to fight rebels and become boogies
They give zero fucks
Iits the life
Right sector...well
They just..hmmm idk how to put it lol
Drunken autism
That works
What do you expect from giant potato harvests
Kiev is trippy
Modern city then blam soviet bloc buildings
perfect /nightwalk/ setting
No
That's how you get skrted for being a westener
that's easy to avoid
Also
Gyspies man
simple
>walk through sketchiest parts at night
>notice a shadow creeping up with a switchblade
>whip out the biggest bottle of potato fluid and a gram of boog sand
>wake up in serbia the next morning
Semi accurate
forget trivago, i am the travel planner now
Trivago is shit btw
^
Merc airlines me boys
We might make it, we might not
For shiggles I wanna head to south America
shit even if we don't, still worth the adventure and flight food
*unless spare doesn't hand off them cookies*
He won't
i'm sure he'd trade them for some of that xXmarijuana_kushesXx
I have to get this out since we're on the subject "GLORY TO UKRAINE, GLORY TO HEROES"
*"This is your captain speaking, if you look to your left you'll see some jungle, cause idk where in the fuck I am. Also basten seatbelts and return trays to their upright position, we're making a landing sooner than expected because I see a coca farm"*
^^^
Accurate
"*On your right, you'll notice a BUK AAA Missile quickly approaching from below. In about 3 seconds, we're all going to be Swiss Cheese.*"
@Kaptain bonez
> *mfw I have +×XLaser_^_IguanasX×+ AND cookies*
fuck.