oh no do keep going king, i enjoy the talking. keeps me from thinking too much

definitely that^

We're all sinners, dude

If I may tell you lads a tale

I might tell it on VC

because its got some very personal details

ya know wut fuck it

this girl and I crushed on each other but she always fucking feigned attraction in front of everyone,but would send me tits and talk about milkin my dong and all this shit and as a young man thats like fucking putting a magnet on a tv

it was totally fucking confusing

hey I'll goforawalk n VC shitpost for a bit

but we get drunk on her birthday together and end up fooling around,we didnt bone, just put a boobie in my mouth and because I was too drunk for anything else,just left lmao

feel that but with extra steps

she woke up,weirded tf out,and asks mutual friend what happens,she said that we fooled around,and i said that nothing came out of it,just boobie succ. Her friends wanted to fuckin gimme the ole Vladimir treatment,wanted me to go to jail,but she actually defended me and said that she was also drunk,and that shes a mom,she needs to set a better example for her daughters,and she apologized for fucking with my head and that it wasnt right to do and she should of been upfront with her emotions in the first place,but that she did it because she didnt want to feel alone,but didnt want to date

I quit drinking that very day. I havent drank like that in years. God bless her soul

basically the first time was

>at frens house (his sister was the girl btw)
>staying the night
>show up at his house, just me and his sister are there
>she goes to smonk the pot, tell her i brought my silicone bong
>we get torched together
>ffw to that night
>she asks if i wanna sleep in her bed w her, no "silly things"
>sure bigger bed why the fuck not
>get inna bed
>she says she may spoon, habit of hers
>she knows i've always had a thing for her
>spoon her anyways
>go for the finger tap, she accepts
>end up boning that night, fattest ass ever and best cooch i've ever scored
>bonus points for biggest tits ever

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio tbf - good on her for clarifying

regret but at the same time i don't, shit was far too cash to say it was trash

but get this

@Kaptain bonez nah man

Yeah,afte meeting like a year after that we really got to talk. and we talked about how it really helped us kind of control our lives at the time

get it.

>fucking dude that was coming around boned her as well
>also boned her little sister who was 14/15
>he's 27

cops still looking for his ass, hoping he gets the rope

Y'all ever get to beat up a meth head

that shit is rewarding

no but did watch my ex mother in law (meth head) get her ass beat

close enough, still cash

my sister used to date this guy,and shes mixed. hes pretty much my dad,but the dude she was seeing just held her by her neck and pointed at her and said N---- this and N---- that. motherfucker put a shotgun to her face while she was pregnant

so after sitting on that for a few months

everyone at our old place was gone,doing some fun shit in town. my grandma visited her sisters. uncle and me are chilling

this dude roles up,asking for sister. "Nah,but u wanna hit this ?"

and as soon as he reached for roach,uncle fucking catches him in the throat with uppercut

Fish hooked em really good

ya know that shit from Gangs of New York ?

. . . no. . .

ETA 2m to Trenches for 20

roger roger tracking panther

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio did you drop in??

feelin better

decided to download stalker to give it a try

I wanna get Tarkov soon