no man - he went and paid 150/hr for some con to copypasta his ""righteous flag"" in 2D technicolor to his edpidermis

*to live n die in 2019*

dudes

spud just freaked me the fuck out

I’m sorry

I’m really fucking freaked atm

you're good dude

vro call me if you gotta i'm chillin here

What’s up with spud

I finish lunch with my girlfriend and come home to 5 fucking officers pounding on the door demanding I come out with my hands up all over a domestic dispute with the parents

Bruv

We all getting busted for random shi

Parents fighting and I come out hands up McDonald’s fries in mouth

Another one just pulled in as well

Man

That’s rough

Yep.

m8 uhhhh

I’m so damned lucky I dismantled the firework

did you hide that tray good?

have you found out what's going on with your parents? s:

They can’t search for a man in a box

I’ll update everyone when I’m able to get to my computer

*well no i'm just saying if they got nosey*

roger roger

I’m currently outside in shorts and a Tshirt in the cold

Hmm

sounds good - just play smart my dude

You got my phone nuum?

Nope and I’m not calling you till this is done and over either

If they even start getting weird with the phone I’m leaving the server

*every man for himself i don't fucking know this kid*

Ok I wish u the best spud

Godspeed

Thanks paddy

Yeah man - stick off the phone tbh if you can - just update us when the air is clear

^^^

Cops just farted into the house I’m bravo sizing

I’ll be back.

roger, godspeed pal