Message from @thedarkness05

Discord ID: 658716608880967750


2019-12-23 17:00:11 UTC  

The one thing that has any value what so ever

2019-12-23 17:00:38 UTC  

And my aux cable has survived both time so I guess these people have just moved to bluetooth

2019-12-23 17:00:58 UTC  

Plan of getting cameras and flood lights next pay check

2019-12-23 17:01:11 UTC  

Even the mock ups work

2019-12-23 17:01:22 UTC  

So everytime someone walks pat my house they get hit with a helicopter search light

2019-12-23 17:01:54 UTC  

You think the wind chimes made of bones would scare people off but apparently not

2019-12-23 17:01:58 UTC  

Im putting one on a shitty beater car so i can blast the retards with the extra bright normal lights

2019-12-23 17:02:01 UTC  

Dude, security is my main field. I can harden so many targets and shit
Like I do consultations n testing sometimes, so I get paid to break into places to test the security

2019-12-23 17:02:13 UTC  

Gotta step my game up and just blood eagle someone in my yard

2019-12-23 17:02:17 UTC  

Tbh, idve nabbed ypir bone chimes by now

2019-12-23 17:02:35 UTC  

@thedarkness05 that's sounds lit

2019-12-23 17:02:42 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-23 17:02:47 UTC  

I get paid to rob banks

2019-12-23 17:03:07 UTC  

That was supposed to be in quotes

2019-12-23 17:03:15 UTC  

That was just bad on my part

2019-12-23 17:03:21 UTC  

I get payed to make sure systems aren't vulnerable and every so often shoot guns off a boat

2019-12-23 17:03:52 UTC  

I just wanna get paid to build swords for the stormcloaks

2019-12-23 17:04:00 UTC  

Lol

2019-12-23 17:04:04 UTC  

It is. I walked out with like 10k worth of macbooks, after a guard caught me. I hit em with the whole "hey your company is doing an eval, you're the only person to catch me. let me get your name and I'll tell em you did your job good"

2019-12-23 17:04:30 UTC  

Lmao that's alot of macbooks

2019-12-23 17:04:37 UTC  

I waved to him as I was wheeling the cart out

2019-12-23 17:04:42 UTC  

Lmao

2019-12-23 17:04:47 UTC  

Absolute flex

2019-12-23 17:06:13 UTC  

I miss doing that, need another contract like that

2019-12-23 17:06:36 UTC  

But yeah, I can do CEPTED, target hardening, ect

2019-12-23 17:17:37 UTC  

Imma head back in lads

2019-12-23 17:17:47 UTC  

Talk to you kings later

2019-12-23 17:29:38 UTC  

later squib

2019-12-23 18:08:13 UTC  

That needs to be a role

2019-12-23 18:08:20 UTC  

Axis of autism

2019-12-23 18:45:24 UTC  

ok i need monopoly for violence for a reason

2019-12-23 18:51:48 UTC  

this is reason

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/658743578297892881/61pWlvDiG6L.png

2019-12-23 19:07:42 UTC  

Justified

2019-12-23 19:11:05 UTC  

You need what
Whats going on

2019-12-23 19:11:14 UTC  

I may be able to aid thee

2019-12-23 19:12:00 UTC  

I wanna go burn one in my neighborhood

2019-12-23 19:15:00 UTC  

Apparently there's quite a few imma have to burn here. Not because they're gay, but because they deserve it.

2019-12-23 19:15:09 UTC  

In uhhhhhhhh pacman

2019-12-23 19:17:45 UTC  

You mean Minecraft

2019-12-23 19:17:55 UTC  

I was gonna play later tonight

2019-12-23 19:18:32 UTC  

Ohhhh yeah. My bad
I just remember ghosts