How are my kings doin

Boutta get off work in like 5 mins

Yee

Nice

Whatcha do for work?

Just ate a calzone. 10/10 mellow mushroom doin it right

I mean, depending where you eat it you call it a "calzone"

What do you call it?

Stromboli? Cause that's just a different shape king.

Wtf is a stromboli?

Brooooo

Nooooo

It's a calzone but in a crescent shape.

It cooks a little differently in my opinion

Easier to cut also

Mcguyver, i dont trust a guy who cant distiguish a stromboli and a calzone

You call that a calzone?

In questioning it deadbeat

Hol up nova

Stromboli

Calzone

One has time taken into it, the other is a folded pizza. Both are good

aw hell yeah mellow muchroom is the shit

Okey thats cursed

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Nova, what is your italian cuisine of choice?

Pizza rolls are a calzone

*DIO CAN*

Explain

You cant just call everything which is not a flat pizza a calzone

Thats just like calling anything that shoots bullets the pew pew machine

I'm tracking. Go into detail, how is this delicious mellow mushroom an abomination?

Is that also wrong?

First why whats that thing over the calzone, second why do they put whole slices of tomato in it?

That's a stromboli cut in half, the whole tomatoes dont matter because you're cutting it to eat it

Also, why does the stromboli have holes on it?

Gotta vent for an even cook I'd surmise?

Im goimg to commit a hate crime of this blessed night