Thats just like calling anything that shoots bullets the pew pew machine

I'm tracking. Go into detail, how is this delicious mellow mushroom an abomination?

Is that also wrong?

First why whats that thing over the calzone, second why do they put whole slices of tomato in it?

That's a stromboli cut in half, the whole tomatoes dont matter because you're cutting it to eat it

Also, why does the stromboli have holes on it?

Gotta vent for an even cook I'd surmise?

Im goimg to commit a hate crime of this blessed night

Aight. Come to my backyard. We'll take the walk of glory. Brooklyn, 7 miles, 17 pizza parlors, gotta stop at each one and sample a slice

Dude

As long as we dont go near chicago

The only thing I liked about the North

Pizza choices

My extended family did it last month

shit, I want to do that

ordering pizza here is like 40 bucks for a large

@Shura37564 you are my adopted son now, of course we can

We got dollar slices yo

yeah, they don't do that in japan sadly

a Large in japan is about 14 inches

Here in italy they are super cheap

Its really only lke a NY thing. Not many places in the US do it by the slice

False

At least none I've been to

Pizza hut does it in the philippines

They just hit you with "Ny StYlEd" pizza

Big american pizza

Because pizza outside of NY, or Italy, isnt pizza

Italian pizza isn't pizza lol

The japs do it preatty good tho

And I will fight people on that point

To the death

What if its pizza made by an italian?

*Nova is typing*

@thedarkness05 if we ever goto Hawaii, ill take you to the best damn pizza joint on the island

tbh I'm more interested in Clam chowder

Fuck outta here chicago, and take your abomination with you

@Scr0m only real if it's an American pizza lol

Clam chowder is fucking delicious. Theres a really good clam chowder place in Seattle I've been to a few times

I miss WA