y'all should ask dar/k/ness about that

i went full trad mode like "WHY DO THESE FUCKS OPPOSE HUNTING BUT BUY MEAT AT THE STORE, FUCKING COMMUNISTS"

That was right before I passed the fuck out

I was sad to pass out - but I thought I needed sleep

work gave me an extra 2 hours when I woke up. . .

WE MUST YEET THE GEESE AND THE TURKEY'S BY GOD

YANK EM BY THE NECK N TREE CLUB THEM FUCKS

*oh god i'm remembering more*

Fam Christmas party tonight I’m Boutta get litty in a little

I'll be easy tonight. Work is giving me a free stay

I'm supposed to be with family

I just arrived

@Hellhound6 why aren't you nerd

yeah nerd

(my attempt to bully is weak i know)

@Trash Squid been shitting my brains out all day

Gonna head down tomorrow though

Well quark that shit

Fuck it

Babies n old people can wear diapers

Why can't i

L O L

That's what I'm saying

But nah, imma head down tomorrow, aunt throws a big ass Christmas dinner every year

you can't hydrate / nap / dash for tonight?

Just rather not get anyone sick in case that's what's happening

Word

UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE

IM LOOKING AT YOU SQUIB

Hey hey hey

Let's not point fingers

Sorry I coughed into your ass

I guess I could have just jumped into the lake anyway lmao

I wouldn't have been any more worse off than I was

Btw guys, I died at squid's place. You should ask him about that one lol

Ya I gave this man the plague and he died

We were gonna drink n all that shit then my ass just up n died

this boi is just the ghost of merc

Truth

I mean. . . that's what you get for letting a beaked cephalopod abuse Uranus?

I vaguely remember him opening the door to see where I was. I was barely conscious lmao