the only good pasta are those with holes in em.

I'm talkin Pene

Macaronis

those wheel shaped noodz

Aerated Dog Shooticcini

Made me moist on that one

Just know how to cook, I guess

Hot it

Hot literally whatever you have

It should work

If not dont waste it

Ah yes, the Indonesian children I have in my basement shitposting on image boards

@Scr0m you know you can rig up cellphones to walls and just keep em plugged in right? . .

I mean - some cheap IG botnpost scripting MUST be cheaper than multiple flights to Indo China

Yes @INNYGMATYK I'm sure running a script is cheaper but it misses that authentic taste when they cry about missing their parents. Just not the same with a script

I'd gladly pay more for the authentic experience

I can respect a Man who knows he gets what he pays for

Just also looking out for that profit margin, always 👌

Sounds pretty (((nice))) of you 🤔 🤔 🤔

The more WE make

The less there is for. . .

Now @Scr0m do you take orphans, or make orphans?

You make em, we take em. Wholesale indonesian children. @thedarkness05

I mean I'm sure I can make you a few more if you wanna wait a bit. What age do you start to "employ"

You know, whenever.

I think the worse part about this is that I should bring over parents so they can just pop em out right to work.

Forget "" Wholesale ""

Dis Nigga "" Manufacturin ""

I mean it is a logically sound idea. I mean I am goin the Genghis Khan route

That's the way to do it, but for me, I'd never want to have little half breeds with my dna. Can't be illegal if they cant say anything/no proof so.

I'm really just out here doing Gods work

I feel that

I however want an army of my own children so vast it would rival Kony in his prime

Kony is B-team tier

go after Mugabe

Kony is a meme I forgot.

I mean it needs to be better than *insert african warlord here*

But yeah, gotta get the number waaaaayyyyy up

Virginia has militias forming. Although attention is being diverted to Iraq-Iran

I mean a little late on that news there pony express, but you got the spirit

@Jak are you usmc vet? One of the guys i was trying to invite recently?