pretty much me + shotguns

LOL, getting rid of state ran broadcast service is Orwellian? What the fuck is this double think

saw ep 1 of witcher last night at a buddy's place, I know 0 of witcher lore and I was high as shit

it was aight

: O

I got Witcher 3 for Christmas

I like cavil's geralt voice, it feels imposing, leans into the mutant thing

but I've got zero knowledge of the witcher's world beyond Geralt's face

shock batons, spears, the junk turret which rip using it as a handheld gun cos they nerfed its capabilities as that but hugely increased its mag size

rip my dirt cheap building clearing gun cos the junk turrets just shoot ammo made from 3 raw iron scrap

I’ve never watched or played anything else to do with the Witcher I just got the game cause I heard it’s good and it’s been fun so far

witcher 1 has aged like milk

I saw witcher 3's switch port

w2 is a lot more like w3 and w1 unless you want like choices to carry over to 2 like it matters cos geralt is so old it's like

it's not awful looking really

and on the switch's natural smaller screen it looks pretty good

only when blown up to a TV can you tell it's a graphics downgrade

you literally encounter people geralt has saved or interacted with so long ago he literally doesnt remember them

and it's like

'that town? Man, that was a (literal) lifetime ago'

Oh yeah it was the switch I got it on

bing bing

wahooooo - Geralt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWWEnTHqptU

oh no

So how old do mutants like gerald live then?

pastor louis

again, 0 information about the universe

geralt is at least 150 years old

damn neat

Witches basically almost don't age

Well they do

Just real fuckin slow

his mentor is over 200

Yea

but he seems to have human memory

and you kinda forget chance encounters after 40 years

he's a real old man with the grizzled body of a 50 year old

https://youtu.be/C7v3lmcSf8A the mad lad

nine fucking hours

he's riddled with deep fuckin scars in 3