I do love to bake though

Wait

rainbow dat kek

YOU WANT THE CAKE INTSELF TO BE GREEN?

so both green cake and frosting?

yes

WTF

I’m plain. Chocolate cake

nigger, there's this thing called food coloring

Why not just the frostin?

I wouldn't wanna eat a fucking green cake

Psh, you could also make a pistachio cake

Those are awesome

ladies and gentlemen we've found the green eggs and ham nigga

green eggs and ham is gay

wtf

what now ? my training dictates only one course but who pulls the trigger

what the actual fuck is off putting about a cake, that tastes like a normal cake, just green

It's the wrong colour

and?!

Nothing imo

its fucking baked sweets, it can be any color

Cake comes in 3 acceptable colours, brown, light brown, and white

Who the fuck decided the required color of cake?

I did

I aint eating anything that isn't one of those

well fuck you, I'm initiating a coup

I'm not saying you can't have your cake

it's just

weird

Niggers stole my cake

vive la confection libertie

like very weird

Niggers here unironically bolt cutter and steal your bike

it really isn't that out of the ordinary

I fucking love the path of topics we’ve hit in the last ten minutes

I guess I'm just a simple cakeman

<:ThatsGay:597839749612568587> <:niggafucky:624803381806104576>

dont have a bike emote, THEY STOLE IT

a vanilla cake man if you will

also you forgot about red velvet