Message from @cachalot

Discord ID: 652677261509787649


2019-12-07 01:04:16 UTC  

So sad that it has come to this

2019-12-07 01:04:22 UTC  

All pets ever

2019-12-07 01:04:34 UTC  

Like as soon as you form any sort of bond

2019-12-07 01:04:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/652676813822230545/image0.jpg

2019-12-07 01:04:44 UTC  

We tried to earn you all for so looooooooooong

2019-12-07 01:04:45 UTC  

It just turns all floaty

2019-12-07 01:04:51 UTC  

Time to make a gf my pet.

2019-12-07 01:05:11 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-12-07 01:05:13 UTC  

Skin graft to your gf

2019-12-07 01:05:20 UTC  

Fuse with her

2019-12-07 01:05:23 UTC  

To make one

2019-12-07 01:05:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/652677009469603870/image0.jpg

2019-12-07 01:05:30 UTC  

And fly

2019-12-07 01:05:37 UTC  

So, so long, so long, so long and thanks!

2019-12-07 01:05:43 UTC  

Bye then

2019-12-07 01:05:49 UTC  

For all the 🐟

2019-12-07 01:05:56 UTC  

K

2019-12-07 01:06:14 UTC  

The secret is 38

2019-12-07 01:06:20 UTC  

42

2019-12-07 01:06:25 UTC  

Remember that for later

2019-12-07 01:06:30 UTC  

No, 38

2019-12-07 01:06:47 UTC  

69

2019-12-07 01:06:56 UTC  

Im from a Mandela portal where it's 38, so

2019-12-07 01:07:08 UTC  

"Pledge subservience to me, becoming my pet, and you shall be granted the miracle of unassisted 0 gravity flight."

2019-12-07 01:10:06 UTC  

You guys are literally an amalgamation of dust and proteins churning about in a bag of water, I'm clearly the superior being.

2019-12-07 01:10:51 UTC  

Jk

2019-12-07 01:11:21 UTC  

What if television never existed

2019-12-07 01:11:33 UTC  

Why wouldnt have anyone thought of it?

2019-12-07 01:11:40 UTC  

Explain that.

2019-12-07 01:11:47 UTC  

Dickhead

2019-12-07 01:11:59 UTC  

Girls in Minecraft: I'm going to make everything so pretty!
Boys in Minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvpG-3H8t9M

2019-12-07 01:12:33 UTC  

If television didn't exist as it does today chances are we would have gone with the mechanical television invented in the UK

2019-12-07 01:12:51 UTC  

Youre physically harming me with your inadvertent violence towards specifically me.

2019-12-07 01:12:54 UTC  

TV was going to happen either way

2019-12-07 01:13:12 UTC  

How could you say that

2019-12-07 01:13:23 UTC  

That doesnt make any bloody sense

2019-12-07 01:14:51 UTC  

For TV not to happen, you have to remove radio, film, and a multitude of other technologies from existence or the idea will keep springing up.

2019-12-07 01:15:15 UTC  
2019-12-07 01:15:15 UTC  

Mechanical television?