Ego is annoying as fuck

Whatever floats your boat.

Idk how to fix that

Might aswell open the window and fuck the night

Impotent rage is fun though

Any man who must say "I am the king is no true king", that's why, know how I know you are about as great as boris johnson?, you won't shut up about it

@OneTrueGodWhy did you get invited to the funeral or are you going to crash it?

That person is not dead yet

A little premature don't you think?

Planning is key

So is the plan to crash it or go in invited Covert style?

I put up with this at the person's company, for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKYz2M6zoII

That's practically that person

Need bury self in same plot

That would be a surprise

You would defo have the stealth edge

I'm just going to walk in like I own the place and go right up to the podium, shove the current speaker away and say my piece

So crash it?

Unless I get invited

Ballsy I'll give you that.

But surely someone will take great offense to that and beat the shit out of you?

Oh I anticipate a fight, I can fight too

It will be glorious

Is it your boss or something

I defo admire ballsy shit. The chance to make any influence upon the dead person is however gone. All will do is hurt the living. If living are cunts and want hurt them then "have at it hoss"

Previous boss

I see

@Chuckler he wants to shatter the "good guy" image that the guy had

Could not let family have time to grieve and then systematically destroy legacy?

Its only an image, the thought of that person being remembered as decent disturbs me lol

@Chuckler no

That part I'm fine with

It's the pissing thing that I'm not sure about.

Just know you who you are hurting and be ready to be paid in own coin

Not sure about the pissing, I could always collect my own faeces and leave that at the grave

Careful that the journey to disparage another does not disparage yourself. Collecting own shit in bag to take to a grave.... Presumably you want the other to be thought of as a scumbag?

This but no soda https://twitter.com/latenightposter/status/1194919129536319489?s=19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9QLgeGN3dg reminder

soda, twitter, phone, book...fuck, need to up my game

reading a book on breaks at work on the stock markets