Need make spoof of cult horror "I Spit On Your Grave" --->> "I Dab On Ur Grave"

Could always have a dishwasher and then it's just packing the plates.

then you can decide if you want to finish the dishes

i gotta say

100% dishes done

is a good fucking feeling

indeed

i go through phases

@OneTrueGod you will be in the newspaper

ill do like 6 months washing dishes as i go, nothing in the sink

then ill do like 6 months of them piling up

I am also going to be back at the graveyard after hours, to find the grave, urinate over it and dance the jig on it

right now i think i have like 4 dirty dishes

i think im like deciding which phase this will be

"man angrily screams at corpse and shocks fellow family members during somber funeral"

Though, personally, I'm more contributing to the filling of landfills because it makes my life easier. >.>

Take corpse home and dress up in motley

well

i do paper plates

@Laucivol I though you worked in hotels?

but i did get the biodegradeable forks and spoons

the corn starch ones

a little more expensive

I won't go as far as digging up a corpse

less guilt overall

i do have red solo cups

but i only use one of them per day

its just for the hangover water

i shamble to the cups and fill one with water

drink like 4-5 cups

@OneTrueGod but you will piss on one?

then toss it out

Papers or not, don't care, this person doesn't deserve a dignified funeral

Take embarrasing photos with stupid look on face in dumb hat or whatever

Oh yes, this one person, yup

@OneTrueGod wtf he do to you. Shoot your dog?

aight guys gonna go take that nap

One plastic cup and one paper plate should lay you at least three days.

Wear all of your clothes.
Then when you have nothing left to wear, drag it all down the the laundromat, wash your clothes and catch up on hearthstone (or whatever).

Sleep on a towel on the floor. It’s better for your back and you never have to make your bed.

Do all this.

And enjoy the freedom, before you get married.

Self interest is not bad

eh

later niggas