@Laucivol I'd be 50

step one, get appendicitis.

okay

step 2 ignore it for 6 months

writing this down

6'1" .. I've got a bit of meat on my bones.

Step 3 ???

@Laucivol I'm 6'0"

Step 4 profit

Though, lanky I am.

step 3 let it kill half your large intestine so they ahve to remove it

okay okay keep going

i am so skinny i have to wear padding to be able to fit into my protective equipment

I'm almost 6'1"

This seems like a bad plan. @A Big Gay Baby

i have pictures

pics or it didn't happen

Whereas I'm almost 6'2" xD

i have pics of my literal guts that they removed

OMG

but i think that counts as gore

let me see

Tasty.

dm me

@Lucienne d'Anwyl "protective equipment" she means dom suit

your guts

I've still got a handful of years before I stop growing

its actually a suit of armour

actually i think that is the literal meaning of the word gore

@Lucienne d'Anwyl what era

it was made for someone bigger than me

well not like historical

Renaissance?

Gore is allowed in private dms

its protective armour

Well, I'm in my early mid thirties so..

Damn

That's stoopid

show me your guts daddy

made from sturdy plastic

Go to work wearing plate mail