Message from @Derp
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@Derp If she's old enough to make a bed, She's old enough to give me head.
jej
lol
gotta remember that pun
If she's old enough to use a tampon, She's bloody and shit and thats gross.
If she's old enough to ride a scooter, She's gonna take it in the cooter.
if she's old enough to cook a meal, She's old enough to give it a feel.
xDDDD
jesus
If she's old enough to read, She's old enough to suck seed.
If she's old enough to go to jail, She might be too old for me to nail.
why do you know this
If she's old enough to wipe her caboose, She's old enough for me to slam in the anoose.
If she's old enough to wipe her rump, She's old enough for me to hump.
If she's old enough to speak her mind, She's old enough to take it from behind.
If she's old enough to play with Rubix Cubes, she's old enough to show me her boobs
If she's old enough to bowl, she's old enough to take it in the booty hole
If she's old enough to fill out a mad-lib, she's old enough to toss my salad
If she's old enough for a spelling-bee, she's old enough to shower in my pee.
If she's old enough to be aborted, my dong will end up getting deep-throated
If she's old enough to have a lemonade sale, I'll probably end up going to jail.
if she's old enough to play twister, she's old enough for me to fist her.
If she's old enough to read a clock, She's old enough to suck my cock.
If she's old enough to sit in a chair, She's old enough for me to jizz in her hair.
If she's old enough to drive a stick, she's 10 years too old to suck my dick.
If she's old enough to speak, She's old enough to give me a peek.
If she's old enough to take a nap, She's old enough for me to tap.
If she's old enough to play hop-scotch, she's old enough to lick my crotch
if she's old enough to sing a song, She's old enough to suck my dong.
im done now
thx
xD
they hate me
also invite to server
l will one sec