Message from @Derp

Discord ID: 466291057819123723


2018-07-10 17:05:17 UTC  

hehehehe

2018-07-10 17:05:37 UTC  

Google assistant

2018-07-10 17:05:37 UTC  

My brother knows one of the higher ups at a shop in the country and he can get a job there anytime he wants

2018-07-10 17:05:46 UTC  

I can't get the same recommendation but they're constantly hiring so I've got a good chance anyway

2018-07-10 17:06:07 UTC  

The only job you can get is sucking off someones dick

2018-07-10 17:06:34 UTC  

Hack one and you will get prison rape

2018-07-10 17:07:09 UTC  

im an electrician not a programmer

2018-07-10 17:08:49 UTC  

did you know their hiring is centralized

2018-07-10 17:09:15 UTC  

I have to re-write my resume in english and send it in, then it goes to some HQ in Europe who handles the hiring, with little communication to the actual dealership

2018-07-10 17:09:15 UTC  

Being a hoe isnt

2018-07-10 17:10:26 UTC  

The required qualifications are pretty mediocre, actually
it's mostly personality-related stuff, and nobody works at Tesla long-term anyway

2018-07-10 17:11:40 UTC  

```Qualifications

Technical/mechanical exam or a minimum of 2 years’ experience within a relevant field (automotive, aeronautics, engineering, electrician, marine etc.)
Relevant experience can compensate for education
Ability to adapt in a constantly changing environment with new technologies
Great team working skills
Ability to multitask in a high-paced environment
Ability to work shifts
Excellent communication skills with a strong command of the English language
A valid driver’s licence
```

2018-07-10 17:12:19 UTC  

Live long and prosper

2018-07-10 17:12:22 UTC  

@Ƶeя0 if you are not a hoe show us your tight cunt

2018-07-10 17:12:31 UTC  

gay

2018-07-10 17:12:31 UTC  

smooth

2018-07-10 17:12:41 UTC  

Marvel is a dude though

2018-07-10 17:13:01 UTC  

a dirty Mexican

2018-07-10 17:13:38 UTC  

if you're not a technician you probably don't need a driver's license

2018-07-10 17:14:04 UTC  

A Mexican technician? blasphemy

2018-07-10 17:14:11 UTC  

you mean a grass cutter

2018-07-10 17:14:23 UTC  

or maybe a light bulb replacer

2018-07-10 17:14:45 UTC  

literally me

2018-07-10 17:14:55 UTC  

though my exam didn't involve lightbulbs

2018-07-10 17:15:18 UTC  

Sorry l dont speak foreigner

2018-07-10 17:15:19 UTC  

Shouldn't your English be Super then

2018-07-10 17:15:26 UTC  

please use English marvel

2018-07-10 17:15:28 UTC  

>global emojis disabled

2018-07-10 17:16:00 UTC  

Neat

2018-07-10 17:17:06 UTC  

@Derp you are a beta quadrant

2018-07-10 17:17:33 UTC  

and you are an apprentice to a failed jedi master @Nova

2018-07-10 17:17:46 UTC  

Im ezra??

2018-07-10 17:17:49 UTC  

lol

2018-07-10 17:18:02 UTC  

well done for getting that space aladin

2018-07-10 17:18:20 UTC  

shut the fuck up you are boring than padme

2018-07-10 17:19:01 UTC  

Everything that comes out of you reminds of the last scene in wolf of wall street

2018-07-10 17:19:05 UTC  

sell me this fucking pen

2018-07-10 17:19:24 UTC  

ofc l would fuck her

2018-07-10 17:19:26 UTC  

who wont

2018-07-10 17:19:58 UTC  

that explains why you are so boring then

2018-07-10 17:20:23 UTC  

working in sales seems even worse than retail