@Wir3 I'm with plant girl my dude

I'm sorry

Sad trololo

t!fortune

🔮 | **Lucipher**:

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

Heeey

Wats goooin ooon

t!fortune

🔮 | **Bolsapryca**:

Perhaps the biggest disappointments were the ones you expected anyway.

I haven't felt a twinge of psychosis this season so far.

🙄

t!fortune

🔮 | **dollface**:

Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.

i expect all of them

@Lucipher did know that when someone kills themselves they commit suicide?

t!fortune

🔮 | **dollface**:

I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good.
That would be dishonest.

@El Julien don't you mean sudoku?

they commit murder against themselves

@Lucipher no, suicide

@dollface nice fortune

t!fortune

🔮 | **dollface**:

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
-- A. Camus

Weird right?

@El Julien ain't it painless?

t!fortune

🔮 | **Bolsapryca**:

There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

fuck gandhi

@Lucipher I fucked up the meme

gotta go fast

Wasn't Ghandi a child diddler?

what's a good impromptu costume idea?

look at what the dumbass says

@Falls do what i did a few years ago

t!fortune

🔮 | **dollface**:

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

What

t!fortune

🔮 | **dollface**:

At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities
are scheduled.

glue a white blanket to the inside of a casserole, put the casserole on your head

go as spilled milk