Weird right?

@El Julien ain't it painless?

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🔮 | **Bolsapryca**:

There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

fuck gandhi

@Lucipher I fucked up the meme

gotta go fast

Wasn't Ghandi a child diddler?

what's a good impromptu costume idea?

look at what the dumbass says

@Falls do what i did a few years ago

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🔮 | **dollface**:

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

What

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🔮 | **dollface**:

At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities
are scheduled.

glue a white blanket to the inside of a casserole, put the casserole on your head

go as spilled milk

i don't have a casserole

Woah

I liek that

best part is i could put my costume inside my friend's purse

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🔮 | **dollface**:

Down with categorical imperative!

you collect rusty artifacts

lol we're just watching krusol browse

but you don't have a casserole

@Kru§ol <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

i mean maybe

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🔮 | **dollface**:

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women
you've got in the house.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

i dunno

i have a top hat

@jmack penis

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🔮 | **dollface**:

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
-- Euripides

Tonight on Zoo Chef....

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🔮 | **dollface**:

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help
the rabbit.
-- R. E. Shay

**elk burgers**

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