probably make like $30/hr here

i hate coffees on a tray

@jmack I know how to make some drinks, my cousin is a barman

there ya go

everywhere here makes bartenders do this little weekend bartender college

where they train you how to make like 150 drinks

I'll prepare you an orgasm

sex on the beach?

lol what's an orgasm?

oof

sand in the dick

OOF

It's a local drink

It has cream

lol

Pretty good

And the time is funny

Ima start dressing like reviewbrah but with better fitting clothes, animal themed ties, and a cowboy hat

I just had an orgasm

Chinks are chonky

**so mote it be**

I think part of his shtick is that his clothes don't fit lol

I once made a supper bitter drink but it was really good

Watch

Loads

With fernet and bitter drink

here carajillo is popular, it's a coffee with cognac and you light it on fire with a lighter before serving it, a girl who worked in the kitchen lit the whole greasy floor on fire doing one of those

@jmack I think he’s just autistic and there is no shtick

Photo

👏

go

Evidence

@Bolsapryca HAHAHA

LOL

Imagine lighting the whole place in fire because a coffee

Woman

_welp_ work off for the day

Just approached me

did you bite her?

She was checking