Message from @Fallen Sparrow

Discord ID: 636216705940717598


2019-10-22 14:55:23 UTC  

_vote kick now cough cough_

2019-10-22 14:55:26 UTC  

@Fallen Sparrow you wanna join my cult

2019-10-22 14:55:28 UTC  

can i hang you upside down to show off to my frens?

2019-10-22 14:55:33 UTC  

Yes

2019-10-22 14:55:59 UTC  

we will spank u untill all the blood rushes to your extremities and u pass out is this ok

2019-10-22 14:55:59 UTC  

Just leave me there

2019-10-22 14:56:05 UTC  

Oof

2019-10-22 14:56:18 UTC  

Until i pass out as in youll take me down?

2019-10-22 14:56:19 UTC  

@Shane sorry. i promised the Jehovas witnesses that if i were ever inclined to join a cult, they would be my first call

2019-10-22 14:56:21 UTC  

Nu nvm..

2019-10-22 14:56:24 UTC  

nope

2019-10-22 14:56:28 UTC  

Ah damn

2019-10-22 14:56:37 UTC  

That door to door strategy works

2019-10-22 14:56:47 UTC  

Its actually retarded

2019-10-22 14:57:00 UTC  

I had a lady come uo to me at work to hand me a card

2019-10-22 14:57:15 UTC  

And i took one look and declined nicely ok and she gave me the nastiest look lmao

2019-10-22 14:57:35 UTC  

I got handed a small like tin and plastic coin yesterday that had bible verses imprinted all over it

2019-10-22 14:57:43 UTC  

Ooof

2019-10-22 14:57:48 UTC  

Only ever knocked on my door once while I happened to be wearing a shirt that said Let’s Summon Demons

2019-10-22 14:57:53 UTC  

Like the size of a half dollar

2019-10-22 14:58:03 UTC  

@Shane what about the two of us start an entirely new cult, the jehovahs innocent bystanders. we just slip blank pieces of paper under the door and book it

2019-10-22 14:58:21 UTC  

Coincidence is reall

2019-10-22 14:58:39 UTC  

Nah I got my own thing rollin

2019-10-22 14:58:41 UTC  

Id join

2019-10-22 14:58:50 UTC  

I'll help promote tho

2019-10-22 14:58:54 UTC  

Shane what cult can i join

2019-10-22 14:58:58 UTC  

Mine

2019-10-22 14:59:01 UTC  

ah okay then.

2019-10-22 14:59:05 UTC  

whats abt

2019-10-22 14:59:13 UTC  

Look in partnered servers

2019-10-22 14:59:24 UTC  

we can become like sister churches. but with cults

2019-10-22 14:59:24 UTC  

We have an ethos page

2019-10-22 15:00:36 UTC  

I always figured cult leaders were always too controlling to allow for sister cults, but hey why not, give it a fresh spin

2019-10-22 15:01:12 UTC  

Just wait bby

2019-10-22 15:01:26 UTC  

I have over 80 confirmed members

2019-10-22 15:01:37 UTC  

My goal during 2020 is to be recognized by the state

2019-10-22 15:01:51 UTC  

To my understanding I need 20 more members and some paperwork

2019-10-22 15:03:12 UTC  

I'm right here

2019-10-22 15:03:15 UTC  

I miss hitler

2019-10-22 15:03:19 UTC  

:3

2019-10-22 15:03:31 UTC  

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