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@sky daddy fooled me for 2 seconds

I'm gonna invest in dailycoins

Why did the military make everyone shave bald?

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Because they wanted to flashbang their enemies with their baldness.

one bald guy in the military got butthurt and made everyone else shave it off

Shave even your armpit hair

Ew

That sounds like itd hurt

Imagine the razorburn

And when it starts getting stubbly

it's like velcro at that point

Imagine having to keep scratching your armpit because you shaved it

scratch n sniff

Imagine being a bald armpit hair girl at art school

i'd be showing off my hairy pits every chance i got

just so everyone knows how much i don't care

https://tenor.com/view/aww-kristen-bell-gif-5797378

who's this bitch

probably kristen bell

does she have monkey pits

Thats not

Why isnt she bald

Because we haven't reached that peak of baldness

Yet

entire body shaved except the armpits

does hair growth chemicals actually work?

Yeee

is it possible to have a huge ponytail while being otherwise bald

i kinda wanna try some to grow a proper beard

but i know i'll fuck it up and have weird growth spots on my cheeks

@0099 no

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Hey guys, Akeldama here. I'm currently digging through a 7-11 trashcan looking for leftover nachos.

Hey, michael vsauce here with an mathematical answer to cure your baldness

Just hack the system

Simple

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