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Does anyone here play sports?

does chess count

i do track

Chess doesn't count, but I respect it.

Unless you're talking about chess-boxing.

does league of legends count?

ye

DotA 2 light?

ye

No

what are you, king sports jew?

who died and made you in charge of what's a sport?!

I /nightwalk/ is that a sport

ye

everything is a sport

me taking three depression naps a day is a sport

the one true sport

is vaping

Is moderating a discord server a sport?

only if dollie is in the server

noun
1.
an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.
"team sports such as baseball and soccer"
Similar:
(competitive) game(s)
physical recreation

is bullying schizophrenic people a sport

^

Key word is physical exertion.

well whenever i bully schizos i type with one hand

I thought the keyword was for entertainment

vaping takes strong lungs

its a real excersise

it is

I've seen him, he gets intense

he breaks a sweat

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Sport
noun
1.
an activity involving bullying schizos and skill for entertainment.
"team sports such as baseball and soccer"
Similar:
(competitive) game(s)
physical recreation

haha

I'm totally into competitive masturbation

I have the fastest hands in the west.

ive got the fastest hands this side of the mississippi