Lool

imagine waking up one morning next to your gf and you have a turd sitting on your cheek

They tryina curse me

and that turd was my baby

i named him bolsapryca

With stray dogs and cats

They hav houses

damn

i believe u

And they say child bites

dollie have u heard of this thing decomposition the stasi use

get them arrested

they are criminals

And that’s fucking dog

I stroke it

i stroke my cats belly

;pp

Looooool

nothing disgusting implied

lol

@dollface you stroke a dog

That’s wat she said

LOL

GOOD ONE

DOLLIE

+1

UR MORE OF AN AMERICAN

THAN A RUSSIN

LOL

Fucking hate started

YOU KNOW

THE ONLY REASON KGB AND CIA DIDNT COMPLETELY WIPE EACHOTHER'S HOLES

WAS MY DOING

i created the violence to protect

and there's a double meanigng there

Why curse

curses are necisary

Cos satanic

Yeeeee we got all our veggies for our pambazos today

in order to be a magi

you must necisarily know how to weave a mean hex