Message from @Crippled Cupid

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2019-10-28 05:49:54 UTC  

Those are the rules

2019-10-28 05:50:01 UTC  

<:shrug:633167470059847691>

2019-10-28 05:50:02 UTC  

i have a friend who remembers everything people say so him and he always uses it against them or brings things up from the past

2019-10-28 05:50:10 UTC  

Its called Dumb War, if you've played the game War with a 52 card deck, you understand the premise, but it has a ton of additional rules that apply to individual cards. The drinking/smoking rule for dumb war is simple: every time you go to war in the game, drink/smoke, and every time something dumb happens, do the same. Notable rules include: 2s of all suits will always tie everything no matter what, and two 2s played at once causes Double War, the number 8 will always lose, except in Wars, it acts as a joker, if two 8s are played at once, remove both cards entirely from the game, unless two 8s or Jokers (or a joker and an 8) are played during war, in which case the game instantly ends with no winner and everyone finishes their drink

2019-10-28 05:50:11 UTC  

@Dorieus did someone join yet

2019-10-28 05:50:14 UTC  

Sounds like a woman @mister

2019-10-28 05:50:17 UTC  

@Dorieus do you wanna queue any more Vangelis after my pick? I don’t want this to end <:twinkie:619647999643222016> <:twinkie:619647999643222016> <:twinkie:619647999643222016> <:twinkie:619647999643222016> <:twinkie:619647999643222016>

2019-10-28 05:50:17 UTC  

yeah

2019-10-28 05:50:20 UTC  

rip

2019-10-28 05:50:23 UTC  

can i play next

2019-10-28 05:50:25 UTC  

sure

2019-10-28 05:50:28 UTC  

and sure

2019-10-28 05:50:28 UTC  

@sky daddy true, but toyota was kinda designed to be mass produced shit, which inhereintly goes against the traditional manufacturing "industry" of japan

2019-10-28 05:50:34 UTC  

last night i watched a tranny dance

2019-10-28 05:50:35 UTC  

Oh and all cards 5 and below (4,3,2, and ace) will all tie with each other

2019-10-28 05:50:37 UTC  

and it was really good

2019-10-28 05:50:40 UTC  

Hot

2019-10-28 05:50:43 UTC  

Send link

2019-10-28 05:50:46 UTC  

and i didn't mknow what to think

2019-10-28 05:50:46 UTC  

9 loses to all numbers but beats all face cards

2019-10-28 05:50:51 UTC  

what

2019-10-28 05:50:51 UTC  

no this was irl

2019-10-28 05:50:57 UTC  

Even hotter

2019-10-28 05:51:02 UTC  

Good tits? @mister

2019-10-28 05:51:07 UTC  

If you go to quadruple war, the winner of that war just takes the game

2019-10-28 05:51:07 UTC  

it was a full performance

2019-10-28 05:51:16 UTC  

Wide hips?

2019-10-28 05:51:19 UTC  

neither

2019-10-28 05:51:22 UTC  

Oh

2019-10-28 05:51:23 UTC  

whatd you say zewish

2019-10-28 05:51:24 UTC  

but it was a good dance

2019-10-28 05:51:25 UTC  

haha

2019-10-28 05:51:29 UTC  

Oh

2019-10-28 05:51:34 UTC  

@Nobody i mean i like to chef. And Japanese knifes are hard to maintain but worth it. I prefer nippon steel over deutsche steel.

2019-10-28 05:51:41 UTC  

then like an hour later he went outside and just got trashed falling over and puking

2019-10-28 05:51:45 UTC  

@jmack i can tell youre not innocent, and nobody is but i appreciate not pretending

2019-10-28 05:51:54 UTC  

@mister did u tap?

2019-10-28 05:51:58 UTC  

unironically yo how much does an obsidian knife cost these days

2019-10-28 05:52:02 UTC  

oh ok

2019-10-28 05:52:07 UTC  

Obsidian can be one of the sharpest materials on earth

2019-10-28 05:52:10 UTC  

And also, its edgy