Porch monkey def

Idk

@jmack why u look like u guys in a buddy cop hollywood blockbuster

omg yes

Like if you accidentally say nigga in front of a black guy, you might be able to weasel away, if you say porch monkey, you are getting your teeth shoved up your asshole

Nah

Or just shot

More likely shot

Nah

<:euphoria:624037229353893888>

<:tickled:619648134561267723>

Akel why does every black person I meet initially be kinda cold towards me until they find out I trap and then they go "OHHH! So you're about it lets go!"

Idk

I don't do that stuff

When i was in college my black roommates gave me the pass and it proved fatal cuz i started sayin nigga all the time to where i didnt notice it and i said it in front of the wrong black guy and made a room dead silent in front of 20 ppl and havent said nigga since

RIP

I think I told the story of the one time I said nigga to a black guy

I say it everywhere

I wasn't allowed the say nigga growing up

But I’m from Colorado so

He was fucking one of my friends on my living room floor

And I walked in and just went

NIGGA

and he jumped up pulled up his pants and went "Yo, my bad"

i've genuinely never said nigga

Parents said ❌

Wait jmack you're in colorado?

prease help me with my song prease

@jmack wtf you mean? You ever been to Aurora?

Hmmm are you near denver?

I have a homeboy who moved out there last year

prease...

Uhhh you know any guys about my age, blonde hair and glasses names Will?

Wait a second

Ah well

@Shane that sounds like an aviation student I knew

@Shane does his last name start with a s?

No

@octopuus whats wrong with ur song bud

Last name starts with a B

Oh ok