akel the type of guy to suck dick for a condom so he wont get an hep c when he gets ass fucked

Wow

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god can u imagine eating an asian girl's pussy with rice and delicious vegetables and sauces fuck shed be delicious

im unironically hungry

I don't think it works like that

haha

heck tbh even just some soy sauce and meat could be fuckn amazing

akel the type of guy to ask u if ur gonna finish that when u toss ur pizza crust in the trashcan

THIS IS TRUE

akel the type of guy to buy argue with the coast guard over the legality of mounting a .50 cal machine gun on his yacht

i do that

the pizza crust

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Would do that

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akel the type of guy to use the urinal right next to u in the mall bathroom when the other 5 are free

....

akel the type of guy to save his tile grout for his good friend twistmoth

akel the type of guy to piss in ur urinal in the mall bathroom when the other 5 are free

Akel the type of guy to see 1 pic of a girl you’re gonna take out for lunch and beg for her Snapchat

akel the type of guy to spit out his juice into your cup cuz he wants you to taste how good it is

hzhz

Big dick energy

wish i had a yacht to mount a cannon on, laucnh explosive shells at other ships and send little disposable speedboats with their own one shot mortars on em off to the coasts to shell gas at randoms

ok

Ok

akel the type of guy to throw a plastic bottle in the gutter when theres a trashcan on the next corner

That's definitely not me

akel the type of guy to have a circus elephant as his vehicle of choice

I am very environmentally conscious

akel the type of guy to dump bleach into the ocean to help clean it up

akel the type of guy to make dinner with your pots and pans then say he'll wash them in the morning

Akel the type of guy to kill himself

akel the kind of guy who pulls burns food in your pots and pans

I wish

akel the type of guy to let his shit "soak" in the toilet before flushing the next day

BRUH

AHAHAHA

nice

I DO THAG TOO MUCH

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