akels the type of guy to use his roomates beard trimmer on his pubes

True

Akeldama the type of guy to turn on the ac

akel the type of guy to go for world record of largest pube-bee-beard

akel the kinda guy to eat his room mate's food and replace it with no-name brand

Dam

At least great value

lol

akel the type of guy to become jewish to stick up for the poor long-nosed folk

akel the kinda guy to replace his room mates food by filling the box with no-name brand so they don't notice

Or that pssst.... Brand at kroger

Akel the type of guy to cat call girls while he’s walking around then yell swears from the car at the ones that rejected him

this music is making my emotional crisis more intense

Are three tiddy better than two tiddy?

akel the type of guy to only catcall actual cats or furries

>tfw you sleep until 12 am

@Crippled Cupid I hope it’s good and cathartic, bro

>tfw it's 12:40 and you can't go back to sleep

akel the kinda guy to accept the projections forced upon him

no it isnt

Rip

Akel the try of guy to practice astral projection to see naked Japanese wonen in the hot springs across the globe

@Departure same

akel the type of guy to summon satan to get the remote cuz its too far plz man can u be a bro satan plz come on dude please

@Departure come listen to Vangelis

Khekh

akel the kinda guy to force his party guests to clean up the next morning

Akel the type of guy to have cool friends :)

@lilison im in the chat

even though they're all fucked on molly still

That shit was gay

akel the type of guy to charge an "early exit" fee for his parties

@Departure hey it's my favorite racist

I'm not Racist

I'm a Race Realist

haha

nice

Haha

Nice

haha epic :)

@Moad play Kanye