I'd be an illegal if I went to Canada

Your not allowed to say illegal immigrant anymore

You're*

I’m reporting you to the fbi

But I'd be an illegal immigrant if I went north

Doesn’t matter

The term is banned in all use

Have you considered not being retarded

In fact

I don't speak french

I said it so you should report me too

Have you considered being considerate?

if i had three wishes i'd ask for chickens to be 10 feet tall, for all electronic devices to stop working and for the ability to fly so i could watch

That is beautifully evil

That's scary on that rural playing field

Why stop at ten feet

cause there are too many chickens

i want to watch what's going on

You could end the world with them dinasour size

If I had three wishes, hmmmmmm

Nuke china, $1 trillion in my bank account, and real life cat girls

Chickens ARE the dingosaures

Three wishes? Pssh, I really just need one

inb4 i wish to die

k

Kk

No

Time control mastery

My parrot is attacking my foot

the best time related ability would be being able to transfer your mind to your past body

as many times as you wanted

haha i remember that image

Yes please

Eternal youth

Thats what you want lmao

I want that

I want to go back and save my dog

no