https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA

Well I’m glad you have a sense of humor about it

Hipster cafes have turmeric lattes

And ya that is a good song

think of your mother who cannot make a perfect roast turkey because you sniffed all the herbs

Hipster lady told me to go to a crystal healer lmao, I think she wants me dead

We don’t get much turkey here

I want turkey

Third best meat

Nomnomnom

That’s a bear not a turkey

She doesn’t know that

burkey

Bears are pretty cool

Except when they’re angry

they eat you from the feet up

Look at his lil ears tho

~~ur a bear not a turkey~~

He’s like a teddy bear

I remember I knew a guy from NZ who said his spirit animal was a bear

Like lol nigga y’all ain’t even got those

Lmao

turkey a source of tryptophan

That’s like me saying my spirit animal is the whale like I don’t think I’ve ever even seen one irl

I’ve seen whales

Not that exciting tbh

Based whale watcher

Fuckin boring as shit honestly, you sit on a boat for 6 hours and see a whale for like 10 mins

Not worth it

drop the pitchfork put & your head against the side of the barn

dimi, put all the solar acid in the bags

@Dorieus I come over to your house with a jar of turmeric wyd

Give kids turmeric for Halloween

Oh shit Halloween is 25 hours away

Gotta start filling the candy with razors

mrw zoojew shows up on my doorstep with a jar of tumeric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY

>put straight razors in the turmeric

@Dorieus I take the turmeric then start saying “nigga” and “fag” wyd

Trick or treating was fun

I miss that