No, really

yesterday a lady fell

And she was screaming

Get away from me

you made me laugh just with the first line

Drunk in the street

I ran inside screaming for her husband

She was bleeding

Oh no

trauma

wallet gone

I hate bitches

The end

Eat this for budget good meal

Oh fuck

Woah

Just go find @Reptile and the first ones free

WOAH DUDE

Looks cozy

I’m jealous of that

I want to be in bun

What did you just say now?

Hunt more in the Mojave desert

Human sized hot dog bun

Looks warm and soft

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Someone bake a human sized hot dog bun

It’s sustainable

Don't you dare pick on Reptiles you fuck

Sleep in the bun

Wake up and eat the bun

You get one a month

the best is fresh bun day

It happens on Monday

Dystopian future

first Monday of every month

all we need is one giant oven

And a skilled baker