Yall just a buncha larpers

@Shane exactly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpsw-svuac

Which is really easy because their mouths are meant to close powerfully but not to open

They don’t have very much force for opening their mouth

Could a normal sized person? Yes

Literally frail boomers can hold a crocodile’s mouth shut

Could you, the xyz twink? Maybe with cybernetic enhancements

They’re not **that** strong

Plus reptiles tire out more easily

duct tape and a hammer

hammer between eyes after appying duct tape

@Shane have you not seen Crocodile Dundee u fucking zoomer

Thinking about studying and practicing paganism, with moving away from Thelema somewhat.

He literally just jumps on its back and knifes the fucking brain

You could probably hold the jaw shut with one hand if it’s small enough

_turns on crocodile hunter_ shit wild

botis is in a meming mood today

Zoojew the type of guy to get kicked out of a xyzygy meetup

@Dorieus those are my favorite

LOL

hello

@sky daddy I didn’t get kicked out, I left <:based:620490020536451072> <:based:620490020536451072> <:based:620490020536451072> <:based:620490020536451072>

hello mandy

ciao

@Shane an elephant. You think you could fuck up an elephant.

sup

https://youtu.be/HE0bBFBBB9Q

i finished a paper, gonna grab a beer and proof read

i need a beer

lol