Heya fidem

tbh its almost kinda sad countries like australia have fuckall celebratory traditions n shit
theres like, what, a show day in some places once a year, chrsitmas n easter are low-key days where u drink piss and catch up with the relatives with the best air conditioner, people have birthdays and theres australia day where u eat lamingtons and hear abos bitch about muh traditional landowner heritage bullshit, and anzac day and i think theres another memorial day but i forgot which one and thats basiclaly fuckin it
meanwhile other countries got al fuckin fancy traditions n shit
i suppose christmas can get fancy with the food tho

Australia is pretty crap

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Merica is where its at

I had to spend a couple months in Canberra with my grandparents

The entire city is a fuckin old folks home

I do like the accent they have down under

pretty cool

Australia does have Australia Day

7 blocked messages

And they have Ned Kelly who was pretty cool

Never heard of him

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He was the first bandit to figure out how to make bullet proof armour

Nice

So he rolled around with his gang in full steel armour

And bullets just bounced off

<:satancig:630492127562039317> thats wicked

In the end the police just shot the cunt in the legs lmao

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They weren’t protected

sad ending

Funny ending

kill all boomers

I'm off, snooze time now

Byebye

fucking 2:30 AM

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see ya fag

Climate change is a myth @Ena

OK Boomer

Line up to get shot

i heard ned kelly and his gang of bushrangers disassembled a bend of a railroad track and deliberately made a ruckus planning to have all the coppers get on a train and all die
but the cops were lazy and didnt give a fuck about a whole town basically being taken over as lawless for a while and someone ended up getting awy to tell them to go another way by the time they fianlly rocked up
then the cops shot the shit out of the pub the kelly gang and all the fuckn townsfolk were in

pity cos if itd worked it couldve takena whole fuckn lot of pigs at once

Ned Kelly was no great man

In the end he was just a liar, thief and murderer

Same with Jesse James

Hi

Ned Kelly could've been cool

It sounds like people liked him