of

a

drug

>finds human remains in dads basement
>calls dibs before the cops can

how dare you question dr larson on his field of expertise

i was talking about crematory ash

would you question neil degrasse tyson on being black?

i was rolling that shit in bluntz

or mike tyson on how to punch?

or obama on funding terrorism in the middle east?

stay in ur lanes kids.

sec

What a fantastic city where cops fear to enter certain ghettos

Uno dos tres she a thot tho

Can i get some dick por favor

Iv'e been making moves, i made a twitter account that has 60 followers, im bassicly an influencer now so

There's frosty

No more bike lol

Fucked

Frost in october

Lul

This is al gores fault

☃

Its been getting cold here

Cant wait until its snow season

You think growing up here I would have proper winter gear

So i can wake up at 3am to shovel snow before it blocks the driveway and everything 😻

Bro i own like a hoodie and a jacket

Lol

Shits expensive

Im gonna look like a cartoon wearing the same two fits for the entirety of winter

You gotta buy in the summer when their cheap bro

I saw a dude on his bike in shorts and flipflops like do you want frostbite

Pretty sure he wants frostbite

Hes gonna die

His balls will fall off

Lol

Rest in peace

Rest in frosty

Modern poetry