Bolsa, your logic is flawed, fat cats try to jump and can't help but break more shit trying to throw all that weight around

when ur furry friend lookin like a color pallet

then one of those short legged genetically engineered cats

>be me
>woke up at 12pm
>felt sad over being a lazy sack of flesh
>go to my living room
>my cat is at the end of the room
>as soon as she sees me, before I even notice her
>she's speedwalking/borderline running towards me
>meowing like a maniac too
>all over being excited to see me
>and then brushes against my legs
>falls down so I cuddle her

Lol

my day was made

@Moad at first I thought you cared about wildlife conservation and I got excited

I could excite u in all sorts of ways fren

@Shane no it screams a deep thinking intellectual

look at thise eyes man

*those

shite

^

is not to be cute

it's so they can't jump

Its not fucking cruel

@Shane bro they’ve even done it to horses

Pugs are abominations lmfao

the cat that ran to me is... muscular-fat

meow

imagine having downies as pets and breeding them

Labradoodles are mans quintessential invention

I HAVE ONE OF THEOE MEXICAN RATLINGS @Shane

It’s fucking annoying

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chiwawa

I had a chihuahua that didn’t fuck with nobody

But he was mine

how bout instead of anger just get a labradoodle

labradoods

my favorite dogs are mexican xolos

@Bolsapryca there was one in the movie Coco

fuck coco

that was ophis favorite dog.

but yeah xolos are nice