is it me or does this dog look like smooth raw chicken

bull terriers are so smooth

@axis of symmetry woah, an almost ungeneticallyfucked pitbull

they look like dicks tho

his nose is bent though

hi

I want to... squish it. it looks huggable and fat

^

the mascot of my city is a bull terrier lmao

"Huggable and Fat" are the only dog criteria

nightmare fuel

Would it also apply to cats too? 🤔

Doggo

Fat cats are funny but they become needy the fatter they get

all cats should be fat so they can't jump around and break your shit

@Reidlos Narret. OH MY GOD-
@The_Hashy_Brown true, true. my cats r needy

Bolsa, your logic is flawed, fat cats try to jump and can't help but break more shit trying to throw all that weight around

when ur furry friend lookin like a color pallet

then one of those short legged genetically engineered cats

>be me
>woke up at 12pm
>felt sad over being a lazy sack of flesh
>go to my living room
>my cat is at the end of the room
>as soon as she sees me, before I even notice her
>she's speedwalking/borderline running towards me
>meowing like a maniac too
>all over being excited to see me
>and then brushes against my legs
>falls down so I cuddle her

Lol

my day was made

@Moad at first I thought you cared about wildlife conservation and I got excited

I could excite u in all sorts of ways fren

@Shane no it screams a deep thinking intellectual

look at thise eyes man

*those

shite

^

is not to be cute

it's so they can't jump

Its not fucking cruel

@Shane bro they’ve even done it to horses

Pugs are abominations lmfao

the cat that ran to me is... muscular-fat

meow

imagine having downies as pets and breeding them