this one is SWEET

coyote

@Reidlos Narret. damn you are pretty

i wish i liked cheap clothing.

do you need a boyfriend?

do you need a shower?

probably. who do i need to smell pretty for? the groundhogs?

smell pretty for the snails

snails don't smell, silly.

but they do smell silly

they don't has a sniffer though.

their foot is a tongue though.

where's the benis

WHERE

imagine tasting with your feet.

mmmmm

foot*

haha yeah... imgaine <:que:619647864817057832>

gross

i like snails symbolically. they are where their home is, no matter what.

natures traveller

turtles are cooler than snails,

lies

they aren't cooler, just different.

🆙 | **Frater C leveled up!**

Today I remind them.

if only we knew

snails are bad

On gardens

Turtles are bad on roads

and they’re both totally helpless

So if you see one make a choice

To do the ultimate good

Given the surroundings

just yeet them

I eat snails when i see them.

no matter what.

snails are nice tapas here