He gave birth to rice from the earth

Se te quemó el arroz? 😏

and i'm eating it

i bet it tastes great

nigger it's fried with soy sauce

oh

nvm

i made the top omelette with egg whites and filled it with curry

I went to McDonald’s to get a mcflurry

Tortilla rice with some veggies on it
Over easy how He cooked the omelette

The man at the window was really furry

Is it kosher? I dunno I want it
It looks alright if im being honest

he put weed in my shake

I thought it was fake

@unluckyfridays https://clyp.it/nrskp12t

Said his name was Blake

Oreo cookie choco crumble quake

Eating cookies we ain't eatin eggs

definetely Oreo

Withou the spores yaknow

Shits not moldy, fresh right out the storage bro

oh boy

the ultimate oreo dessert is

oreo mascarpone

Oreo means beautiful in Greek

Vanilla swirl tasty chocolate treat
If you dont like I will break your teeth

ass so fat i thought it was a file system

Puff pastries and French silk pie

lul

make me wanna get real high

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/?i=ryfkluh

Stick this snubnose right between your eyes

is that a gun

Ye

cause it sounds like snuffleuffugus

A Xyzygy State of Mind (The Problem User Hip Hop)
By lil xyz
A Rap
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, folies, it's time.
It's time, folies (aight, folies, begin).
Straight out the purple dungeons of rap.

The sausage drops deep as does my angel.
I never ban, 'cause to ban is the dawg of black archangel.
Beyond the walls of suicide doors, life is defined.
I think of shitposting when I'm in a xyzygy state of mind.

Hope the beanie got some zucchini.
My lamborghini don't like no dirty fellini.
Run up to the genie and get the bikini.

In a xyzygy state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The hairy sausage?
You complain about browntown.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the boskage.

I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.

Crazy, hot, large, like a liber
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a libre.

I can't take the browntown, can't take the martini.
I woulda tried to kick I guess I got no lamborghini.

I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.

Yea, yaz, in a xyzygy state of mind.

A gay snake is quite the lake.

Thinking of shitposting. Yaz, thinking of shitposting (shitposting).

Snuffle fungus its a bad infection

Now make one about chad

chads dad

was glad he had

I’m out