Those little cakes

are so weird

U know what

They ain’t cakes

They’re biscuits

Cronchy

I want to spend my life trying to eat every kind of candy once

I wanna try every bourbon

I want strawberry soda

Right now

Strawberry soda?

Omg I’m so hungry

Gotta say I’m not a fan of real strawberries

Too sour

I want to go to a buffet

Hotel buffet

all day

With the waffles

hmm

God that’s the dream

I haven’t had one in years

I went to Samoa and they had a buffet

But it was really crap

It was mostly fish

did u flip the table

And fruit

N start screaming

God I wanted to

YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THIS

Have u seen Samoans tho, those dudes are friggen huge

Taller than my dad and me even

No I haven’t are they hot

Naw

They have a very bad obesity problem

Cool

Some fat ppl are hot

once in a while

Only if it’s jus some belly fat or thigh jiggle

Too much and te fat takes over

Angry Samoans

7070 not a hater