He’s an ass

😧

dying!?

*eats*

Ye I’ve got cancer, when it goes away I’ll move out

Probably to America

oh sick what kind

Oooooooo snap

Stage 3 lymphoma

Good thing is that it’s pretty easy to treat

more candy

jk

And I’ve got private healthcare

that’s good

I found out I have a tumor recently

Tim tams

doc tonorrow is going to do biopsy

A bad tumour or a chill tumour?

to see if bad tumor

Surgical biopsy or the needle?

uhhh idk

don’t really want to think about it either

Yeah

They either use a giant needle or they cut you open and then use a giant needle

lol

giant needlw then

based

it’s a coloscopy or whatever its called

colposcopy

You’ll be ok, the biopsy isn’t too bad, and they’ll have lollipops after at the reception

memeoscopy

I don’t want a lollipop

I want them to stay away from me

Mmmmhmm

Where’s the tumour if you don’t mind me asking?

ask for drugs

google colposcopy

I’m hungry again

big rip

is that inappropriate

sorry