Message from @Nobody

Discord ID: 641818827457560577


2019-11-07 01:56:22 UTC  

the israeli embassy in japan has a mascot

2019-11-07 01:56:31 UTC  

its called shalom-chan

2019-11-07 01:56:34 UTC  

oh?

2019-11-07 01:56:39 UTC  

look it up

2019-11-07 01:56:45 UTC  

Please tell me it has the biggest fucking nose

2019-11-07 01:57:00 UTC  

`It should just be a nose with eyes`

2019-11-07 01:57:03 UTC  

it is an egglike bird

2019-11-07 01:57:15 UTC  

its a bird

2019-11-07 01:57:22 UTC  

Japan's mascot fetish never ceases to entertain

2019-11-07 01:57:39 UTC  

beak for pecking foreskin

2019-11-07 01:57:41 UTC  

look at these dolphins makin bubbles

2019-11-07 01:57:42 UTC  

is so good

2019-11-07 01:57:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618965202402017318/641818563375529987/Shalo-um_chan_with_nissim_FB.jpg

2019-11-07 01:57:55 UTC  

Cant wait for dolphins to take over the earth

2019-11-07 01:58:10 UTC  

who designed that

2019-11-07 01:58:17 UTC  

Joe

2019-11-07 01:58:25 UTC  

Give them a million years and dolphins will reform atlantis

2019-11-07 01:58:52 UTC  

theyll probably do a better job at civilization than we will

2019-11-07 01:59:14 UTC  

Atlantis already does <:plans:619348367926886401>

2019-11-07 01:59:30 UTC  

atlantis is a meme

2019-11-07 01:59:44 UTC  

Learn atlantean magic, plebian

2019-11-07 01:59:47 UTC  

it was a region of africa that broke off and sunk over millions of years

2019-11-07 01:59:49 UTC  

dolphins rape other dolphins to death and get high off of neurotoxic blowfish chemicals

2019-11-07 01:59:55 UTC  

t'as it

2019-11-07 01:59:56 UTC  

they're not gonna be much better

2019-11-07 01:59:57 UTC  

Dolphins stay lit?

2019-11-07 02:00:08 UTC  

they do

2019-11-07 02:00:15 UTC  

WE STAY LIT

2019-11-07 02:00:25 UTC  

dolphins also hunt for fun

2019-11-07 02:00:33 UTC  

and probably torture prey

2019-11-07 02:00:33 UTC  

Pills in the mornin pills in the evenin pills at supper time

2019-11-07 02:00:39 UTC  

sav

2019-11-07 02:00:41 UTC  

af

2019-11-07 02:00:50 UTC  

I take a couple uppers

2019-11-07 02:00:52 UTC  

`Pass the poof`

2019-11-07 02:00:54 UTC  

I take a couple downers

2019-11-07 02:01:07 UTC  

but nothin beats these blue and yellow and purple pills